Alright, alright. First things first - you gotta be a legal resident of the good ole' US of A. Plus, you need to be at least 18 years young to join the breakfast party. Oh, and you gotta have a unique phone number and email address for account signup. Don't even try using your roommate's digits or your ex's email, we'll catch ya! Last but not least, sorry Snoozers, our employees can't join in on the MySnooze Bennyfits fun.